Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Idiot Friends (Revenge)

Hellooo~ again !

this time i want to share about my experiences at school with my IDIOTIC friends.
Let's move to the point.

Monday, 14 - 11 - 2011

Rama : my friend
Lutfi : my friend
Taufik : my friend
Comodo (Fakhrizan) : my friend
Arab (Khalid) : my friend
Fauzan : my friend
Me : Me

it's already 8.45 o'clock but, our teacher hasn't come to my class yet. so, my friend, Deriel (he's not taking a part in this story) decide to played a guitar and the others was singing. 
Suddenly, Rama appeared and sit in front of me. But, there's something odd here

Me : Rama, don't you feel something strange ?
Rama : (He's not listening)
Me : -well, i guess that's fine-

I recognized there is something strange but, everyone was busy with the song. so, i decided to not care about it. And suddenly.....

BANG !!!!!!! 
the chair that Rama's sit on it, was broken. He's totally shock, and the whole class was laughing at him.

Rama : why don't you tell me ?!
Me : (still laughing) well.. i've tried to warning you.
Rama : F*ck ! ohh..my sexy ass...(stroking his ass)
(Fauzan appeared and looking at Rama)
Rama : WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ? ASSH*LE !
Fauzan : i'm not assh*le, assh*le ! anyway, thanks for sacrificing your ass for me, Rama !
Rama : oh, so this is your chair, huh? we'll see about that..



Break time 10.30 am

Everyone goes to canteen for some snacks or drinks. But Fakhrizan has a MAICHI (very spicy chips) and he shared it with the whole class, so everyone canceled to go to canteen. A moment later, Everyone started to feel spicy, 5 or 6 people was crying and the others rushed to canteen to extinguished their tongues, the chips was really are f*ckin' spicy ! but even so, Rama, Fauzan, Taufik, Lutfi ,Arab and Me was stayed in the classroom with the MAICHI.
Taufik : yo, aren't you feel spicy ?
Fauzan : nope. it's nothing..
Rama : yeah nothing, cuz you don't eat this f*ckin' chips at all !
Fauzan : so, this is a challenge ? got no choice, i'll eat it ! (he grabbed the chips)
Everyone : . . . . . . . . . . .
Fauzan : WOAAHH !! F*CK YOU, RAMA !
Taufik, Khalid, Lutfi, Me, Fakhrizan and Rama : (laughing out loud) 
Rama : do the great ass, stupid! uh, i'll get some water for you.

Few minutes later, Rama came with a glass of water and gave it to Fauzan.

Fauzan : oh... that's better~ (he's looking for money in his pants) here Rama, for the water..
Rama : no no.. i get this water for free. (with a scary smile on his face)
Fauzan : (confused) really ? where'd did you get it ?
Rama : i took it from the toilet.
Fauzan : oh, that's a good toilet wa...(then, he rushed out from the class and thrown up his entire meal).


*NOTE : Sorry for the english tee..hee..hee...













       


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